If you have decided to be united with a beloved in holy matrimony, don't expect your friends to give pints of blood in service of "your special day". It is in poor taste to have maids at your wedding who are responsible for managing your hysteria. When the mascara and the nylons begin to run, don't run your ladies, run to your wo/man.
If you don't trust him/her enough to pick up the pieces of your broken plate, then you shouldn't be even asking those ladies to plunk down serious change on the unflattering taffetas your mother-in-law to-be selected via a series of polemical emails to the full bridal party.
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