Monday, February 9, 2009

Invite to Opine #1: Pants

Regular readers may have noticed that we hate pants.

However, we are willing to admit that there are occasions on which pants are tasteful.  Our comprehensive list follows:

Onboard a submarine
While big game hunting

Loyal followers are invited to proffer their proposals for the expansion of this list.  We'll consider them.

This post co-authored by Seaspawn and Seawrack and gander.

2 comments:

Jeff H. said...

When spelunking. My grandmother relayed recently a story of her childhood that involved her father punishing her for wearing pants. Her excuse is that her teacher forced her to while on a spelunking trip that would require crawling on hands and knees.

Andy said...

Pants are very tasteful in space! Imagine a dress in zero gravity.